Le Grande Expérience

 so... I tried dying my hair blue... the process is as follows:
Using Jello and conditioner, vaseline, gloves, a plastic grocery sack, and too much impatience.

So... Nothing happened. I'll have to try again later when I'm not looking for a job, and when I have the right dye.

But I did end up smelling like Blue Mixed Berry for a little while, which was nice.