Saturday, April 9, 2011

My Screen

I wanted to post a progressive animation of all the screens that I went to in ten minutes. It would have read: "Here are pictures of my screen over the next ten minutes:"
Instead, it doesn't, because I realized how much of a security risk it would pose. Not much more than I already post online, but more information than I'm presently willing to put out there, right here.
I'm reminded of the scene in Transformers 2 where the guy re-caps the information on the decepticons and the whereabouts of Megatron, and totally ruins everything by that outrageous breach in protocol and not to mention security.
I don't want that to happen.
Instead I wrote you this poem, it's purely satirical so don't be offended. Cheers!

OVERLOAD
by ©arole

Facebook sucks your brain.
Twitter eats your soul
Flickr takes your photos
Skype is out of control

Google owns everything
Yahoo's still laughing
Ricardo Montobon is Indigo
you can find it right with bing

Youtube's dominating the videos
CNN has the news
who needs a giant gummy worm
or breaking instant news?

BBC and apple
line up to stay in line
to buy that product in person
or just add to your cart online

Wiki-is so informative
Blogger is the bomb
Amazon and Taobao sell stuff
And Linkedin is in this song

Ebay is fascinating
Craigslist is so fine
IMDB rocks the house
I used to use Ask all the time

I used to like the internet,
but now I just don't know
I check my e-mail daily
and am sick of all this show

Don't matter where you're surfing
don't care if you've got IM/CHAT/TEXTING
Just wanted to drop you a line today
by writing to you a letter with this thing...(I think it's called a pencil)

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